By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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Same thing different taste

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Punch him back. harder. then say "Don't punch me in the face like that"

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MrsUresti 8

Omg!!! I hope your ok OP!!! Wth is going on with people nowadays geez!!!!

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alfred07 18

Depending on how much it bothers you, you could always get him arrested for assault.

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iloveweed69 7

Must of been a good song

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onlychildFTW 33

Never head bob to music. It makes you look stupid all the time.

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griffin1992 9

Giggity Giggity xD

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deathbyfudge 0

At least he thought you were good looking enough to steal his wife

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CoolBreezeKing 8

Lmao damn u must of been staring hard as shit at his wife. If someone notices u staring just look away.

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suckingatlife 9

Some people have way to much anger issues.It could also be, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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