By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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BerryRockstar 9

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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Top comments

JVonDahl 9

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

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deezom 0

that is the best thing i have ever heard. period.

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AntiChrist7 0

you choose an unintrested ass, YDI

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mjsmclaren 0

Were they noise canceling head phones, perhaps BOSE? At least he was wearing blackout sunglasses, that would be worse

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eliz3 0

Sounds like you have the most boring sex in the world.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha that's hilarious.

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DownUndah 0

HAHAHAHAHA your boyfriend is.... THE ******* MAN!!

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roachspray 0

That sounds awesome. Don't be so uptight - sometimes sex is about being sweet and intimate, and sometimes it's just about having fun and getting each other off. He was having fun, you weren't actively connecting with him... What's the problem this time? If this happens all the time, come back and post that on FML.

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randomsloth 0

hahahhaha you fail at top that sucks

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