Miscellaneous: Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot...

By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 087

You deserved it 55 941

Dig it

By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 515

You deserved it 3 079

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 364

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 285

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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You deserved it 404

By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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You deserved it 37 715

By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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You deserved it 2 905

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 420

You deserved it 81 639

And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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You deserved it 2 889

Check this out

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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You deserved it 4 544

klutzilla1275 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:21

lmfao if he reacted that calmly he's a keeper ;) just don't do it again.....

jjenniferr05 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:20

HAHA! god that made me laugh. come on, everyones guilty of a good dig when they're clogged up.

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av232 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:30

aw man that sucks for you. this is why you blow your nose instead! at least he wasn't a jerk about it. so something you can laugh about years from now.

xavierdevoy 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:38

Pics pls

SookMauNoots 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:38

hahahaha that sucks. ydi for being black

curlyfriez 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:43

Why do you have to be racist? You jerk.

saze_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:03

#27 u ignorant prick, u think OP is black coz she is from Singapore? hahaha u inbred ****

Ric3ball 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:24

Singaporeans aren't black. LMFAO YOU'RE SO DUMB :] @ OP- OOOOOOHHH SUCKS....

tranekfny 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:03

hahahahahhaha funny but not an fml

fmlcrycrycryfml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:09

ew wtf

Selaphia 3

Friday 17 July 2009 1:09

At least your boyfriend was cool about it XD

portablecupid 3

Friday 17 July 2009 1:19

first one to make me laugh in a long time. at least you didnt eat it

lalaland200 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:37

"Digging for gold, dear?" Nope, digging for birth control cause it didnt necessarily work its way up her ******! Jk :D This was pretty funny. Make sure the webcams off next time.

Ever69 3

Friday 17 July 2009 1:39

Haha. That's gross at least you didn't eat it lol. And FYI #16 not everyone picks there nose. But obviously cause you said that you must... That's attractive NOT!