Miscellaneous: Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot...

By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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Dig it

By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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klutzilla1275 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:21

lmfao if he reacted that calmly he's a keeper ;) just don't do it again.....

jjenniferr05 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:20

HAHA! god that made me laugh. come on, everyones guilty of a good dig when they're clogged up.

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yamihere 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:30

OMG! that must be embarrassing!

sugar_bear 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:58

at least he was cute about it and didnt say, "eww you nasty freak" or something like that.. lol

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:59

Hey I pick my nose in private all the time. Just don't forget about the cam watching you. It's cool that your boyfriend reacted nicely and calmly.

cherrygurl101 0

Monday 21 November 2011 17:43

Eww your a disgusting loser freak.

zoe_rawr 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:10

vigorously? not a great mental picture. & your boyfriend is awesome. anyone else would have said: "ew! nasty! bye." & don't worry about it too much, everybody picks their nose.

Tashaxox 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:11

she must know him really well if she was on webcam with him and forgot. if it was someone she was getting to know or something i think she wouldve been a lot more aware of the fact she's on webcam that being said, i dont think he would really break up with her or anything for something that insignificant. it is embarrassing tho :p FYL

Tashaxox 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:13

P.S. sounds like you have a great boyfriend

passion4soccer 0

Friday 17 July 2009 7:23

Lol, this is one of the funny oness. Haha your boyfriend is funny too

englishmuffin 0

Friday 17 July 2009 7:31

Your boyfriend's response was really cute, actually. =) He didn't freak out or get bitchy like that one dude over belly lint... so he seems like a keeper.

csd_fml 5

Friday 17 July 2009 7:46

Hahaha this is the funniest FML ever! I also think his response was cute.

shoshizzle 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:28

Too many of these crappy webcam FMLs lately. How do you forget to turn something like that off? Maybe it's just me, but bring in from of a webcam, in use or not, I still feel self-conscious about it. This could actually make for an FML if he was extremely grossed out by it and decided to break up with you, but then again, that'd make him highly idiotic. I'm sorry, I guess. Tissues are actually in style though, might wanna try those next time before you go scrounging around your nostrils with your fingers that have been who-knows-where...