By TBTC - 31/08/2012 07:16 - France - Le G?vre

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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SammyS2012 21

That's the most important factor when looking for a place to live. How could you forget?

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ALlamaOnFire 20

This has now reminded me of Zombieland! 1. Cardio 2. Limber up ...

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FalconCrunch 4

Don't feel bad. Most men are unable to think strategically or logically.

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perdix 29

Take the apartment and find a man who will fight the zombies instead of cowardly running away from them. Anyway, this one doesn't sound like he has a lot of brainz, so the zombies would even bother with him.

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CoolRainbowdash 15

I think he will fight the zombies but needs time to prepare.

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tarickman 13

All the better reason to stay with him. Less zombie food!

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LaughinStock 16

No don't head to any major stores everyone will have the same idea. Head to the water or the mountains whichever. If you live in a major city like I do use the train tracks they all lead out of state. :)

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annie_nk 22

He might not be serious. My husband and his friends use the word "zombie" as code for burglars and the like.

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skyeyez9 24

A Zombie apocalypse will NEVER happen. Dead and rotting flesh will never start walking around while continuing to decay. Unless it is a supernatural event, it is impossible. Now a nasty fast spreading super virus going around and killing people is possible. Or a virus like rabies mutated to make humans with cannibalistic flesh craving lunatics....possible?

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o115 5

It's actually possible theirs a moss in Africa that takes over flys kills them and then controls them to eat other flys man google that shit

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captainburke 5

Agreed. Plague, yes. Zombies, no.

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Krajjan 9

Zombie plague... yes and no then? What about plague zombies?

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Levvy 22

Maybe something you should Google, o115, is the phrase "source amnesia" and studies thereupon.

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Vintage_Cola 29

EVEN IF dead corpses roamed the earth, Rigor Mortis would eventually settle in locking their joints and muscles and preventing much movement at all. Given that reanimated bodies can't actually digest the flesh they consume, they are unable to get the nutrients from their digestive tract to the rest of their bodies, especially their muscles, and much less their own brain. So I agree with #26, unless it's supernatural or a rabies mutation, it's impossible.

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NickPaulson 6

Costco man Costco

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skyeyez9 24

Also, if there was a total economic collapse, the city is the Last place you want to be. I read all grocery stores only stock about 3-5 days worth of food and continually bringing in more to keep up with the customers. During a collapse...everybody in the cities will flee to the grocery stores and buy all the food within a day or 2. A few days later, people will get hungry again, crime, riots and civil unrest break out. So the best place to live is somewhere rural and away from the masses. You can hunt and grow your own food during an economic collapse. In rural areas you can hunt deer, squirrel, go fishing, wild turkeys...etc In the city you can hunt....maybe a stray cat, pigeons and rats.

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bones_17 5

You can join my zombi team you will be the hunter, I'm the weapon specialist, just need a doctor, cook, and shelter maker, and a black man to sacrifice

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annie_nk 22

Food storage and MRE's are good ideas too.

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Mearemoi 14

Damn. It looks like I'm going to die because I live in a huge city that's pretty much all city :'(

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skyeyez9 24

You can learn how to preserve food in jars. My grandma does it: all types of veggies, fruit preserves mainly. But you can do it with meat as well.

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DrFuzzyPickles 9

A zombie apocalypse doesn't have to consist of those whose flesh rot in the ground. Some movies had the zombies created out of living people by creating some compound to react with their minds and make them act as a zombie.

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skyeyez9 24

The movie 28 Days Later there was some sort of "rage virus" that turned humans rabid or something.

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