Health: Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started...

By fuck you, Jeff - 25/04/2014 23:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML

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By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By UFVKNP - 10/03/2017 16:00

Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Razz - 15/07/2015 22:02 - Australia - Lilydale

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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Sitting ducks

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 12:00

Today, my friend and I stopped at a convenience store. She mentioned that it was was "a bad part of town", and I angrily reminded her that just because it's a poor area doesn't make it bad, and that she needed to be more tolerant. We then got jumped, beaten, and robbed. FML

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This is America

By AngryBlackMan - 03/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML

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By bpruitt95 - 31/12/2012 06:46 - United States - Pitkin

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

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Chellybelly92 14

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:14

Yea...when any sentence begins with that statement it's probably extremely racist. Sorry you got caught up in that.

ticklewhizzer 5

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:16

I would probably refrain from drinking with that colleague again.

Comments

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Saturday 26 April 2014 8:12

I think your "casual" exit was a little on the slow side Op. I would've fast walked out of there. Don't drink with Jeff again.

alicat13 12

Saturday 26 April 2014 8:18

Dont drink with racists!

julia2750 11

Saturday 26 April 2014 8:32

Getting real tired of your shit, Jeff

belljars 22

Saturday 26 April 2014 9:01

Drinking and racist remarks are dangerous.

sweetest_jenn 18

Saturday 26 April 2014 10:11

Should've stopped your friend. But I bet you and everyone else there laughed along, and that's why you all got your asses beat instead of just the one guy. Perhaps there's more to this story? Hope you follow up and tell us what your buddy said.

MrZsDad 19

Saturday 26 April 2014 10:33

I really hope you go drinking one last time and beat his ass yourself.

Dontalktome 9

Saturday 26 April 2014 10:56

I would have gone with the "pretended to get a call" escape plan. Phone to one ear, hand over the other. It's loud and you have to take the call outside. Call me an asshole for abandoning ship, but i don't see the need to catch a beating for some (racist) colleagues. Best case scenario: You fight, connect on a few punches, but everyone gets beat up anyway. Worse case: you beat them up, cops get called, night in jail. Assault charges, disorderly conduct (possible racial violence charge) etc. lose- lose situation.