Kids: Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to...

By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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Toxic much?

By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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Friday 15 January 2016 17:28

Tell their parent? Or if they were alone tell them it's not okay to touch someone without their permission. Not that this advice is useful now, yknow but just in case it happens again.

NotPatSajak 11

Friday 15 January 2016 17:28

Was his mother or father not around?

Comments

caliguy08 17

Saturday 16 January 2016 0:45

That is outlandish; though you kinda have to think..."dang that takes some brass ones."

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 16 January 2016 1:03

Metallic genitalia has nothing to do with emptyheadedness.

shooterstb 3

Saturday 16 January 2016 6:25

Should have slapped the little sh@t and claimed it was an automatic reaction!

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 16 January 2016 7:09

1) Why is a 7-year-old just roaming the aisles unsupervised (assuming OP was in a grocery store)? 2) The dude's parents need to be told ASAP! It's not like it gets better with time...

katertott 44

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:49

That happened to me years ago at a public park. Some little 7 or 8 year old boy ran up to me, slapped my butt, and ran off laughing. I would have gotten revenge myself, but I was helping my youngest sister navigate the playground and couldn't just leave her. Luckily, my mom saw the whole thing and angrily confronted the boy and everyone he was with. She gave them more hell than I could have!

Dekat121 24

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:45

Kids have zero thought pattern, you should've just explained to the kid why it was wrong to touch anyone without their permission/consent

demideity 13

Sunday 17 January 2016 1:58

My little cousin did that. I yelled at him and called him a perverted pig. He called me one back, but no one did anything to punish him (that I saw) but he still likes me, shows me all his games and collectibles. He just doesn't touch me inappropriately anymore.