Miscellaneous: Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the...

By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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lancerevo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:28

I ******* hate ass holes like that with their big truck they think they are special

blumpkin69 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:39

find his truck and slash his tire

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Blaq 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:43

Whoever did that is completely rutarded (not a spelling error). I'm sorry, man.

chickenfeetyum 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:06

that sucks!!! I've had that happen before. Two cars were over the line, and the parking lot was PACKED, so I just decided to sqeeze into the left over space. Then those two cars left, and it looked like I had taken two spots on purpose. XD

noName123456 0

Friday 26 June 2009 21:53

and how do you guys know the same thing hadn't happened to the guy in the truck, another vehicle over the line so he tried to squeeze in and when that car left it looked like he had taken up to spots? Either way the real asshole is the guy who keyed the car, I am assuming it wasn't the guy in the truck because I doubt he would see his shitty parking job and then key another car and leave a note because he forced them to park in to spots.

hellosies 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:05

Personally, I would've just found another spot.

topflight1001 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:25

I hate that...sorry for you

Shadowshades 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:58

well if you ever find him again you could sue him for destruction of property...

Nuns_FTW 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 1:04

You guys who put FML don't understand the OP. He parked in a way where the guy next to him, or somebody, couldn't get out. His fault.

soozin 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:45

#75, No the truck got out, hence the line "the truck had left" The trucker keyed the OP's car because it was difficult for him to get out because of the way the OP parked. Its an FML because it was the trucker's fault that the OP had to park in such a tight space. And to have his car deliberately damaged at that.

NoAvgJoe 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:48

Haha I have a story similar. except this truck keeps doing it, and it's me that wants to key his car....****** asshole.

katsbomdig 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:52

thats what happens in texas. texas guys with trucks are assholes

ssnepenthe 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:54

That's why I always take note when some ******** is parked way too ******* close to me and write down their license plate number, color and model. I got one bastard that way.