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By maybe next time? - 14/09/2016 11:57 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML

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Today, I found out I didn't get accepted into a program I was nominated to attend at work that all other applicants with less experience than myself did. I found out when they asked if I had gotten the acceptance email. They didn't even bother telling me I was rejected. FML

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Today, I had a teaching job interview. After giving my demo lesson, I was told by the director that I had given it on the wrong topic. Turns out, I never got the e-mail with the instructions for the interview. Now I'm definitely not getting the job. FML

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LostInTheZone11 29

Thursday 15 September 2016 9:23

Can you talk to who's in charge. Not getting in is one thing, but something like that is just unprofessional on their part.

ToxicTyrael 26

Thursday 15 September 2016 9:22

That's cruel, just try again next time and train in the meantime. Good luck.

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bassfisher100 23

Saturday 17 September 2016 19:46

Thats rude and just inappropriate behavior by a teacher.

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