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haha that reminds me a song from guttermouth Just because I live like an animal Room smells like a petting zoo Sometimes I go pee in the shower Does not mean I don't love you
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
there are 2 kinds of people in the world: people who pee in the shower, and people who lie about it. i pee in the shower every single morning, it saves water.
ok im not reading all the comments not sure if someone covered it..but in the shower you wash off dirt sweat, blood from your period if your a woman...all of which are nastier than urine...and you stand in the tub that all of that is washed off in..then you get out and walk on carpet that most people also walk on in their shoes...which prolly has traces of ALL KINDS of stuff on it..so please..stop actin like pee is the worst stuff your feet/body come in contact with...i mean seriously oh yea for the op...that does suck
hahah: to you all who are arguing against peeing in the shower and saying its gross and awful, im not gonna repeat what everyone has already said.. but if youre that grossed out by pee... then just think about everyone elses pee thats been in the water youre showering in. never get in a public pool again (or private for that matter).there was probably pee in it. never get in an ocean, lake, or river. there is probably pee in it. never sit on grass. a dog probably peed in it. oh and probably dont touch another surface outside youre house. someones probably touched it after going pee and not washing their hands. get over it : )
I don't understand why peeing in the toilet, where the water splashes back out onto your shoes and the floor, which I'm SURE you don't wipe up every time, is LESS gross than peeing in the shower where it gets instantly washed down the drain. Don't believe me? Leave some paper on the floor next to the toilet and take a piss. See how dry the paper is afterward. Also, consider that you get into the shower SPECIFICALLY to wash off sweat, oils, whatever crud is in your butt crack (don't tell me you actually believe that toilet paper gets you as clean as soap and water), and yet peeing into RUNNING WATER is OH SO GROSS. See, the problem is that there are way too many people who just want one Right Way To Do Everything. They don't really think that pissing in the shower is wrong for any reason. They just think that the only place you should EVER EVER EVER piss is in the toilet and there could never be anything else that is okay. Sorry, but the world is not that simple and stupid. Think for yourselves, you judgemental idiots. There is more than one right way to do things. To the OP: She deserved it. No question. No matter what you were doing in there, she took the risk with her little "joke". Whatever ensued was her own damned fault.
Man, her life is SO much more ****** than yours...
moral of the story: don't pee in the goddamn shower. that's all there is to it
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did it "piss" her off? ahahah
That'll teach her.