By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 466
You deserved it 5 602

Same thing different taste

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Laci_Laine 0

Couldn't you just take your jacket off or turn it inside out??

Isn't it your right as an American to parade around as a Nazi anyway?

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This is obviously fake, but thanks for the giggle. (:

Aw man, FYL. And to the people saying to take off the parts that are "Nazi," you've obviously never been in a show. Most of the time the "accessories" (like armbands) are sewn on so the morons in the cast can't lose them (try being in Damn Yankees, where you can't attach most of the costume. It was HELL). And things like that happen a lot. I had a friend who had to go home from "Cinderella" in a poofy, gaudy, wicked-stepsister costume because someone stole her pants and it was the middle of December. And I've traveled to and from shows in full makeup, including when I was younger playing mice all too often. So basicly, this one is very real from my experience (which I have a lot of theatre experience). OP, look on the bright side: You're in 'Cabaret'! I'd love being in Cabaret, it looks like such a fun show!

And also: It could be waaaay worse. You could be playing Frank-N-Furter and have to go home in woman's underwear ;)

Caboose557 0

You should have ran home with no shirt on XD

You couldn't have taken off the armband? #88, IMO wearing Nazi insignia is far worse than women's lingerie.

i don't care if this is fake or not, this is the first FML i've laughed at all night it's hysterical

Dang, the guy who took your clothes is a genius!... but um ya FYL heh