Intimacy: Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend....

By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By buckerooo - 03/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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alhummel21 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:04

Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:16

she should be the one posting fml

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iamprofchaos 2

Friday 1 May 2009 0:16

hahahaha o wow thats hella funny! i just pooped a lil reading this :)

systeminitiated 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:27

ahhh lmao i laughed hard when i saw this

missyedges1 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:55

she must have a big nose... is she jewish?

xN3mo 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:15

haha nioce

momaphobia 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:24

LMAO. That's disgusting!

suckstomyasthmar 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:01

i wouldnt call that a FML i would call that a FHL(f**k her life)! thats terrible how could u do that i feel so bad for her

danielleeee 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:34

aaw i feel sorry for you both lol

lisajean 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:11

ugh. i had that happen to me. FML. FML FML FML. still scarred to this day. not with that guy either.

SHOOK68 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 18:23

Hahaha lmfao I can't control my laughter after I saw this post it's so funny

speedydrumstix 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:33

"performing the classic 69 position".

cheif_legit 0

Monday 27 September 2010 11:53

hahha i no aye wtf

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