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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

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Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By buckerooo - 03/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

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Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

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Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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alhummel21 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:04

Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:16

she should be the one posting fml

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Squeezee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:55

Omfffggg, glad it wasnt meee, i wouldaa bite yerr dick off! lmaoo

SHIT_A_BANANA 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:52

x.x

boricua_4life407 5

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:52

Lmfao at this whole FML and at # 19 that's gotta suck for both of you for her because you farted in her face and for you because that shit's embarrassing. Lmfao :')

uberledge 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:12

im going to make sure i do that tonite! haha i cant wait XD

jvazquez 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:45

#4 is right :P hahahahahha, LOL!!!!

mibster 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:12

aaww >

jake_the_shizzle 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:15

thats hilarious ahahahahahahaha

6Shay9 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:34

AHAHAHA!!

azz0020 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:58

LMFAO this is absolutely hilarious =P poor lass

Music_Peace_1234 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:17

Omg, these comments are just... sick, and nastayyyyy LOL, I am GLAD that I am thirteen and have NEVER had to deal with embarrassing things like this happening to me... yet, LMFAO. :P wow, the wierd things that happen to people... xD But yeah, glad I dont have to deal with that stuffz. LOL, sucks to be you budd. xD

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