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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

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Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By buckerooo - 03/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

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Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

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Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

alhummel21 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:04

Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:16

she should be the one posting fml

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anonynomnom 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:29

Anyone ever think that this could have been two chicks? It'd make more sense if that was the case...

iamtenyearsago 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:02

That's the problem with 69ing. Ass in the face. My boyfriend told me a poop nugget fell into his mouth one time. I still dunno if he was joking or not. FML. Ahahaha.

Ginjar420 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:03

That's just sick a poop nugget? i'd be scarred for life

lawls 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:43

#19 HOLLY SHIT! thats HILARIOUS!!!! i am actually lmfao!! For you to faart in her face. wouldn't you have to be on top ? cuuz that is kind of ****** up! i don't know how should would do it if she was on bottem.

Stefany713 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 6:03

I laughed so much at #19's comment!!

Y_U_19029 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:06

19, that made ne crack up

cheif_legit 0

Monday 27 September 2010 11:43

sick ****

MunChiChi 0

Monday 4 April 2011 23:26

Lmao @ Poop Nugget. Dats Funny As Shit To Me. No Pun Intend'D.

audiofreak95 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:50

lmfao

bluehero 17

Sunday 31 March 2013 18:53

Poop nugget lmfao

Scice07 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My boyfriend threatens to do it all the time, I would be so SCARRED if he actually did! By the way, your girlfriend must have been doing some serious deep-throating to get her nose right by your butt. Congratulations!

maxair14 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 15:35

or maybe he has a tiny dick

emilywightman 4

Monday 6 February 2012 15:39

"congratulations" lmao

JN226 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:06

Isn't the girl supposed to be on top during 69?

theset3 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:33

or in some very flexible cases, there standing up

dpricenator 1

Friday 5 August 2011 22:10

nope. either can be on top, or even paying on your side. How ever you do it, if some one farts, the other is gona get a face ful of stink

SwimKid 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 20:33

doesnt that mean your dick is so small that her nose pokes your ass

Time2Remission 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:25

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww, Have you talked to her since?

sweetnsassy1919 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:30

LMAO @ #6

lunchmeat317 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:34

Hahah....#13, I read that and thought you said ten frisbees. I laughed for a little while at that.

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 28 November 2010 11:06

LMAO! I thought the same thing! Guess I'm not the only dumb one.

heidi101 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:21

damn that must suck. I love 69n'

tin_cup 27

Wednesday 24 February 2016 19:18

There should be more women like you!

hotsex 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:44

you b nastyyyyy. (:

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