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By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 14:02

Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

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By Weirdo - 22/11/2020 08:02

Today, once again, my mom chewed me out for, “playing games on the computer all day.” I’m not playing, it’s 3D modeling, and it’s my job. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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Crossed Animal

By NotCool - 19/01/2021 19:57 - United States - Midlothian

Today, just like every other day, my mom has prioritized doing chores and chatting with her neighbors above even talking to me. This would be fine, if it wasn't in Animal Crossing. Apparently, a lifestyle video game is more important than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 20:22 - United States - Newark

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

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Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

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Trigabyte 8

Monday 24 June 2013 0:43

Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.

GetPuckedUp 3

Monday 24 June 2013 0:42

eat at McDonlads just to spite her.

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nyxiny 22

Monday 24 June 2013 1:09

OREGON TRAIL!

GoodLookingGeese 10

Monday 24 June 2013 1:26

Or the last of us!

NodakN8V 25

Monday 24 June 2013 1:32

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals yummmmmmmm

GazaIan 2

Monday 24 June 2013 1:33

was it Minecraft?

Grayness_ 26

Monday 24 June 2013 1:40

AC 3??? Lol

joopjoop 19

Monday 24 June 2013 1:56

pixellated animals are gateway animals

cereal_girl 9

Monday 24 June 2013 2:05

Lol. Vegans.

kemnet 7

Monday 24 June 2013 2:09

Is she the president of PETA?

SadisticStephyy 21

Monday 24 June 2013 2:20

Judging by your name I'm assuming it was AC3 and that's awesome. Either just starting with the deer, or a homestead mission. Or maybe the part where Haytham is meeting Connor's mom and all those wolves are around. Either way, **** yeah AC3. FYL OP, no one should be torn from their game.

Gixie 25

Monday 24 June 2013 3:46

I was thinking Minecraft since you have to kill REALLY pixelated animals to eat and survive. Then I changed my mind since it's unlikely she would recognise the pixelated blocks to be animals.