Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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You deserved it 977

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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saailaway 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:16

LOL this made me laugh

libbyluv33 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:40

hahahaha!!! omg i just pissed myself!!! don't **** with animals...

Anarchy_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:13

Got what you deserved, dont be a dumbass.

damnstopmessinup 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:29

Today, I tried to post a comment on this FML story... No, it didn't get deleted- it didn't even get through in the first place. I didn't know that comments were being moderated that closely. FML

damnstopmessinup 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:12

let's try this again... I call F A K E because I doubt the cat would attack your balls if the sound and smell came from your behind. Nice try. It would've been funny if it actually did happen... But this story is eerily perfect.

Rusty325 4

Monday 21 February 2011 1:20

not really, its just a kitten, it could miss

pcsty 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 11:57

Real or not...I laughed, YDI!

blitzer_tidus 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:35

YDI. I died laughing, thanks :)

LA_Barbie 11

Tuesday 9 June 2009 13:35

Hahaha that's what u get 4 animal abuse! Stupid

missmorningstar 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:34

Go kitty!

omg_fml608 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:32

poor kitty :( .

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