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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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Bad idea

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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Big lad

By Stronk - 17/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML

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Baller

By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 04:07 - United States - Taylors

Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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By supermanxs1 - 09/03/2010 15:32 - United States

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

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H8rSk8r 0

Monday 11 October 2010 12:07

Don't worry, nobody noticed you in the first place.

ActionManly 11

Monday 11 October 2010 12:08

Looks like you wont be SCORING tonight ;)

Comments

acetheone 8

Monday 11 October 2010 14:26

A better way to impress them is by not using your face as the ball. Ydi

StitchedBear 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:29

awww, well if those girls were any good they wouldve been the first to help you! hope you're head's okay (:

whitemilkea 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:32

don't you feel like a real loser? Its ok, you still have a place in society... Btw, I would advise you to get a rim whereby your head can't touch the board. Any idiot(Except you) can do a backward slam dunk with a board THAT low..

whitemilkea 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:34

ur like singaporean yeah?

Juneyah1017 9

Monday 11 October 2010 14:59

impossible, I watch the NBA and they have never done what you have done. they have mad hops, but you hit your hear on the back board. either your shit or... your shit.

blankettt 0

Monday 11 October 2010 15:17

OP probably modified the height of the rim.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 October 2010 17:52

True, many backyard hoops have adjustable backstops. His was probably set at 6.5 feet.

daywalker26 0

Monday 11 October 2010 18:40

it was one of those fisher prices ones that are 4 feet tall!!!

Nyc__Princess 0

Monday 11 October 2010 15:47

Get up, smile, & act like you totally meant to do that ;)

jellyfishdelight 0

Monday 11 October 2010 15:51

sorry ydi. Rarely do girls care about how well you can play basketball genius. Most of the time they would rather talk with you and hear you say flattering things. Sweaty guys playing basketball is just an eye candy bonus