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By hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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Lehk 9

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:20

YDI grow up

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:22

YDI for playing FarmTown.

Comments

tmanapoo 0

Friday 16 October 2009 2:09

YDI for being a dick.

XxHU4LxX 0

Friday 16 October 2009 2:41

You're so ******* stupid. Just, like, ****. You're just SO RETARDED. ******* moron.

jazziness 12

Friday 15 July 2011 5:02

it's not nice to say retarded.

epicwinmaster 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:12

seriously, virtual farming? go out and do it for real, that will give you some benefits, like muscular strength, food, and a life

chowyuk 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:25

how did this crap get threw. ohhh fml because I made an ass of myself to a little kid just go play the other one

Rachalynia 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:53

For everyone who says grow up... let's not pretend that today's overly obnoxious children don't sometimes make us want to commit a felony.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 16 October 2009 4:15

farmtown???dude- ur 23... who plays that crap anywaz?

Aaven 0

Friday 16 October 2009 5:14

yeah, this is a fail on several levels. you totally deserve it, mate.

JackoTheBeast 0

Friday 16 October 2009 6:19

F A G

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 16 October 2009 8:48

This is surprising? You're a real loser. Anyone who gets into a fight ON A GAME or freaks out OVER A GAME is a ******* loser. Seriously. It's a game. On an unrelated note, is anyone else having an exceedingly annoying time with getting FML to load? It keeps giving me "FML in maintenance mode" errors. I've tried both IE and FF and the results are same.

cmac86 23

Friday 16 October 2009 9:02

dude, as a fellow 23 year old dude, I gotta say relax. it's a game for Gods sake! a facebook game! I van understand getting mad, but to physicaly threaten violence over the computer in this day and age? calm down and realize that ytdi!!