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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

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aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

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JCrown84 0

The shortest turnover time on Farmville is 2 hours....what were you doing that you had to watch that two hours go by looking at the screen? I bet your house is a mess and your kids are dirty and unfed because you are too lazy and busy watching TV and playing FARMVILLE... I'll tell you though, if you're one of the morons I am supporting with my tax money, please give up your kid and get a damn job.

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SkydiverGoose 0

this is exactly the kind of thing I would expect from someone from alabama

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Bloonbloon 0

farmville is fun I agree, but the shortest time is 4 hours. Really. it's not like all those strawberries are gonna die if you answer a phone call. ps you must be a really patient person if you can stare at a bunch of pixels for 4 hours without doin anything

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teaset 0

YDI for playing farmville, I can't stand people who play that game. It's like the people who play wow, those games are way too time consuming. You have real world responsibilities, spending too much time on computer games ruins relationships!

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DynamicDave 11

I really hate when people start a sentence with "come to find out." @OP: I'll spare you the "YDI for playing farmville" stuff and just ask if your name is a reference to pro wrestling legend stu hart?

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valuemeal2 1

1) If this IS real, you totally deserve it for playing Farmville all day. 2) I miss the days when Facebook was only for college networking and you had to have a university email to sign up and there were no stupid applications and games to play.

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jane99 0

Will someone please explain to me what is so good about that game?

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Ninjaface 0

Please don't tell me you actually got off FarmVille just to pick up your injured son from school and take him to the hospital. Where's that poor ugly duckling going to go if you aren't there to take it in? Heartless b****rd.

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