By Danno - 01/01/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
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Tenma_Hakase 0

How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

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mikeyellenlee 0

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

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countrykitchenbu 0

Sad to say that I know the game as well as this, but there are only two girls in the game who will date you. one is a ghetto bird named carmen and the other is lawchick. i'm sure you've figured this out by now though

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Moo_Horse 0

if you want a fake gf get The Sims and just make you and a wife. Or you can get off ur lazy ass and get a REAL gf but hey, whatever you want dude

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astriofou 0

just remember folks its just a game ;3

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xbon 2

There are only three women in the game you can date, everyone else will reject/not answer you. Keep that in mind. The Medic, The Lawyer, and the one you need to progress the story. In TLAD, and TBOGT, This feature is disabled.

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JkMyFML 6

you do realize Thad part of the game

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TheCube 6

Ask out LawChick and SoBoHoe. They'll say yes.

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Miss_Birthday 3

Its part of the game. Its completely random and even if you did land a date with a girl, then what? Nico would do most of the work, and its Grand Theft Auto. The game makes you focus more on criminal acts than some dating website.

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