Health: Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end...

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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Are you colourblind?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Dover

Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

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Masochistic 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:11

It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[

cefarix 5

Monday 1 February 2010 16:15

Playing rugby? In the US?

Comments

grog_fml 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 8:22

a real rugby player would just walk it off

happy1489 5

Tuesday 29 June 2010 4:17

nice to see you playing a mans sport

red92fh 0

Friday 5 November 2010 9:33

welcome to rugby. best sport ever!!!

irokyoursox 6

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:58

The world is a great place, isn't it?

mayo21 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:55

I broke my nose in rugby. I got off the field, wiped the blood off my face and changed my bloody jersey (a rule for safety precautions), shoved two tampons in my nostrils and got back on the field to play another 2 games.

Zombie_thrasher 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:48

its rugy man up

ifbrockd 0

Monday 23 May 2011 6:06

your ******* stupid

jabfinch 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:59

he said niggers not black people you illiterate

3rika_lov3sRugby 7

Monday 13 June 2011 9:07

why is everyone saying "it's a mans sport" me being on a U19 girls team just going to say we hold our own and can be just if not more rough than the boys teams :p