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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

"stop hitting yourself"

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 June 2011 19:07

That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?

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Sydneys2Cents 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:39

karma!(;

jokerman7734 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:14

KARMA!!

scatch 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:59

eeewwwwww

NaranjaLime 1

Friday 22 July 2011 2:23

What goes around comes around. Literally and metaphorically in this case!!!

NYR1926 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:41

you try against your little brother?

MD_DILF 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:28

You deserve it asshole! Do you get off by beating your younger brother? ******* lame!

cantdobetter 2

Monday 17 October 2011 1:37

classic.

cunningchick 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:45

Damnit, I posted the same thing

cunningchick 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:41

Classic:)

sarahmacd11 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:17

Well, what goes around comes around. :)

atishe24 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 9:00

You know what they say about throwing a ball hard enough to make it go right around the world and come back to hit you on the face. Tsk tsk.

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