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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

"stop hitting yourself"

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Monday 27 June 2011 19:07

That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?

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Mystery_Machete 2

Monday 27 June 2011 22:24

The only winning move is to not play.

sonofkarma 5

Monday 27 June 2011 22:29

what goes around comes around

kingslayer88 0

Monday 27 June 2011 22:47

thts karma for you

thomas357 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:34

your the 49757558765857856 person to say that! we get it!

sassypants9497 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:30

shouda had a V8

AwesomeSause0 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:23

it 'serves' you right

sillyme90 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:39

haha very clever xp

bballwarrior 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:00

karmas a bitch, ain't it?

lexi1498 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:02

karma!

08DIB 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:07

what goes around comes back around

canadienGurl76 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:50

AHAHAHAHA.

bubbs5 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:55

who the hell plays tetherball

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