By creedonfied - 06/11/2012 20:27 - United States - Billerica

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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Mauskau 35

My cat refuses to sit on my lap, but he climbs on my mum's stomach and chest and sits on them because she's fat lol.

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yessy729 0

Am I the only one that read 'pussy' first?

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icychill10_fml 6

My cat used to lay on my mom's boobs, hence why we call them her pillows.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Congrats on the weight loss! Put a pillow on your lap for the cat.

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samasara 20

I love my cats. A lot. They're my everything.

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jterrell1993 4

Actually it might not be because he doesn't like you. Any change can offset a cat, coming home smelling different, changing ur hair (true story), losing weight. Also losing that weight not only made u feel/appear different , it changes ur smell and also ur lifestyle probably changed too that's how the weight was lost, the cat could be stessed about one or many of these things

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manikkab0o 7

maybe he doesn't recognize you???

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Solipsist 12

maybe it's because now you smell like salad and not bacon?

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lollipop77_fml 6

Cats are such fickle creatures! Like the saying goes - you can own a dog, but a cat owns you.....

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Daydreamer4466 6

Maybe you need to play with other some pussy cat LOL

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