By creedonfied - 06/11/2012 20:27 - United States - Billerica

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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Mauskau 35

My cat refuses to sit on my lap, but he climbs on my mum's stomach and chest and sits on them because she's fat lol.

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yessy729 0

Am I the only one that read 'pussy' first?

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omart3 6

"I lost weight and have a flat stomach, but now my cat won't sit on my belly" #FirstWorldProblems

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_krystallynn_ 11

same with my cat. im not overly fat but im not perfectly skinny either and she likes to lay on my tummy:)

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LokiLaufeyson 2

You're complaining about losing weight.

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kenleybunch 15

Cats: the epitomy of love and hate.. all at the same time.

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deadlydeadd 2

You're complaining because you're not far anymore cool

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charvisioku 22

You probably just made a really nice snuggly cushion when you were fat. He might not even recognise you if you've lost a lot of weight. Take it as a compliment, he's noticing the huge difference in you ^_^ Besides, cats are disloyal ***** anyway. Mine are, at least.

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