By creedonfied - 06/11/2012 20:27 - United States - Billerica

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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Mauskau 35

My cat refuses to sit on my lap, but he climbs on my mum's stomach and chest and sits on them because she's fat lol.

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yessy729 0

Am I the only one that read 'pussy' first?

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petshark 4

most cats are selfish divas. Cat way or no way

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CuriousAlien 7

You should be proud that you lost weight! Don't let an independent animal tear you down! But if you are that worried about getting your cat back, then stuff a pillow under your shirt and try to look fat I guess. Anyway, your pet is just jealous of your sexy body. :)

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fudgeimout 2

Your cat is a chubby chaser.

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AH1Zviper 15

Scrub cat nip on you after a shower for a week, and your cat will come crawling back.

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alex540150 9

OP, I think your lost fat found my stomach :/

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sweetmama88 6

Omg you can't blame a cat that he hates you . Cats are really loyal pets. maybe your cat had a bad couple of days.

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doodlecloud 26

Huh, my cats are the complete opposite. They only sit on skinny people, I think because chubby people are too squidgy and they can't get comfortable..

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gregkingsley 4

Your cat's a chubby chaser!

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