By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Just chase him with it and pretend it's a shark that wants to eat him. Then grab him and tickle him mercilessly. I'm sure after that he'd wish he'd said it was a whale.

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watermelon1 35

At least he didn't call you a whale, and then throw the toy at you.

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ICastillo 24

See what happens when you try correct everyone and be smarter than people, you get smacked in the face.

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Raesin 21

Yes, we should all bring our kids up to be ignorant dumbasses instead of educating them or encouraging self improvement. This is already a world where people can't tell the difference between a gerbil, guinea-pig or hamster and that thinks Sherlock Holmes was a real person.

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ICastillo 24

There's a difference between gerbil, Guinea Pig, and a hamster? And what do you mean Sherlock Holmes isn't real? Man are you ******* with me?

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Enslaved 36

Too bad he didn't yell "DUUUUCK!" instead.

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doondagr8_1 9

Whale you should've known it was a shark.

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Brotha_Lou 5

Off topic - back in my country it is rude to correct someone who is older than you specially the elderly, no matter how wrong and stupid they sound.

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PeytonBieda 8

This is not FML-worthy. At all.

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buckdharma 37

i feel like this is shark abuse. its pretty obvious this shark has been over fed. cut him back to a few sardines a day and make him exercise or this is serious neglect...

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