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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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Inoku 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:30

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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Heatstreak 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:41

lol not in the middle of the game!!!! gamer chicks are awsome XD

lizalulu123 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:54

don't mess with guys when they are eating or playing video games..........

fyasko124 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:15

haha whata douche i have xbox too but if im not that gay to turn away from my girlfriend like that haah

McHammerfist 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:36

How old is this enormous ******?

GloomySkyz 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:59

I can just see his FML. "Today, My girlfriend and i were playing Halo 3. While we were playing, She decided to unbutton my pants while we were trying to capture the flag. I told her that we were getting killed, And passed up a BJ for a video game. On the other hand, I got the flag doublekill achievement. FML"

J4M3Z 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:03

Games can wait xD Unless ofcourse i am playing a game where my money is at stake then in that case i will try multi tasking xD

anti_CROMBIE 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:08

I'm going to have to put the blame on you for this one. When it comes to video games, guys give it their all. Remember, guys are bad at multi-tasking, and when it is time for video games, sex is completely forgotten. If you get in the mood for sex, you small windows of oppurtunity to get it while he's playing videogames. (1) If it is not Xbox live, take the controller and pause the game and tell him he can have the controller back after an ******. (2) wait until he beats the level and saves the game (you better be DAMN sure he has saved the game) then turn off the game and tackle him. In this scenerio, you need to be faster than he can say "What The ****?!?!"

itsshayan 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:52

sounds like halo 3 to me... hahahahhahaha

squeaky_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:34

he probably meant better than him at video games, not better at video games than bjs

paulinaaasaid 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:24

ditto^^^ but really, what were you thinking?! you guys got raped didnt you?

ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:33

You should never unbutton a man's pants in the middle of a battle, he'll be distracted and he could die! Do you want him to DIE OP? His kill/death ratio won't be as impressive and you won't be able to go out with him in public x :P