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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 368
You deserved it 13 304

Same thing different taste

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Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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matwin_fml 0

Clearly every dude who posted that the boyfriend was an idiot, hasn't had any in too long. I'm a very active video gamer, and also very sexually active, and i tell you what, my girlfriend knows what comes first. Any guy who leaves a game in the middle of the round is a pussy and should alt+f4 life.

@88 Had a girlfriend now for 8 years and got her into games for at least 2 of them. Play CPL competitive Counter-Strike Source and love a good BJ. Now I've been in a match for CPL and gotta a BJ. Great time playing since though it was a distraction it was a good distraction. NOW, if nothing is riding on teh game (as most games aren't for anything other than points - play another round) sex comes first. Sorry but most games can be picked up, put down or left without any negative consequences. Maybe it's an exception to the rule but most GFs don't give BJs in those scenarios regardless. Get it when the getting good and don't worry about the rest. Games are distractions in and of themselves, why would you deny having a BJ to play with some pixels?

haha, my boyfriend is little obsessed with xbox (like this guy seems to be) so i just texted him this FML. he texted back, "haha thats something i'd do!" fml. lol

Failercoptor 0

Holy shit, your boyfriend sounds like my girlfriend, if you're cute we can trade. it would be the best for the both of us :)

Of course, it had to be x-box live. I hate when companies use product placement in a sneaky way like this.

lol 'remote'?? lol u mean controller?

maybe you're just really really really good and they needed ur help? lol

#89 - Exactly! If anyone would put a videogame (emphasis on GAME) before their relationship, they really need to check their priorities (and that does mean you #88)