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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
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Inoku 0

Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

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alexomAnexo 0

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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chocolatenumnums 0

if you were a good girlfriend you wouldhave kept playing while unbuttoning his pants and giving him a bj jks, ur bf is a geek

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bigdaddyhotsauce 1

What is wrong with our world today? Are videogames now more important than sex? Nerds...

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Trooth 13

ROFL, #6... eh well you shouldn't have been trying to do nasties while playing a game. I mean really, you could've just left... oh and #58, they're both not too important

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CrimsonKnight 0

I apologise for calling it a remote. Clearly I have offended people. Just because I kick ass at video games doesn't mean I'm an expert at the language of video games. My bf also gets pissy when I refer the buttons as "the green one" or the "left toggle thing." He tried to explain it too me later that if we lost it would ruin his gamer points or something I don't know. Thanks #19 think I'll try that!

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Firesquid 0

well, yes that sucks, but he also paid you a compliment. the average guy has an ego way too inflated to admit that his gf is better at video games than he is.

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P12OZAK 0

ok so your head sucks, not a big deal skip that step i advise just adding me and joining my clan :D

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Anonymus101 4

#58 you don't need to have sex 24 hours a day in order to survive. The dude is in the middle of the game let him be until it's over then you can initiate sex.

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Maltastic 0

Sure, anytime. I strongly encourage you making him feel like the dick he is. You should also talk to him about it.. afterward at least, make sure he knows how he messed up. Then kick his ass at the game you were playing. :D I also want proof to #40's theory. Wouldn't it be more of a distraction?

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xsouldeath 2

I'd take a BJ any day...screw video games. Girls have 0 sex drive... In my world.. Maybe its coz of looks, maybe its coz I don't walk up to random girls and turn them into friends, or maybe I have high standards...but to the point... You know you're life is Fked when .. If you pay $40 a week for girls to give you handjobs... and $100 for unprotected oral sex.. Which some girls charge an extra $35 to do unprotected even after you paid them like $200 lol. Um ya .. For people like me seeing all this "my boyfriend" "my girlfriend" "got hard" is depressing lol. If I could afford to get 1 escort a week.. $5200 a year.. Then I would

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