By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
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wowthatissad 9

Restaurants are like that, very specific about hygiene. Its a good thing that cleanliness is a priority but that sucks that you got fired over something stupid like that. Sorry.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I wouldn't be too butter about it, OP. Instead talk it with the restaurant owner, and hope that they're a food enough person to re-hire you and have a little talk with the head chef.

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tacomonkey 7

Exactly. If you have a coughing fit, leave the kitchen!

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goth_pixie 15

Your screen name reminds me of my cousin in California. He was talking to me, my iPod, and his sister and said "**** you, **** you, and **** you"

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Mads_1234 28

I have a little tip for you: Nobody cares!

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perdix 29

The FML belongs to the customer whose meal came with a free loogie. It doesn't matter whether it was intentional or accidental -- the food is equally mucus-y.

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PandaSmile 24

I hope you coughed into your elbow and not the food. Sorry you lost your job OP but honestly I wouldn't want someone coughing in my food. I'm also glad you didn't die by your own saliva.

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

I don't know, this is a border line YDI, because of the fact that you were coughing around the food. But then again you were choking... I think you shouldve at least turned away. Sorry, OP

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awkwardloveannie 28

if its your restaurant how can you get fired?? reguardless can't you fight for your job back he had no proof of your intentions

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Nyx_fml 23

Well, obviously OP didn't use the "my" in "my restaurant" quite so literally.

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thebomb553 5

Well ya know what, OP. time to find a better job

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caligirllife 11

So it's actually not YOUR restaurant like the beginning of your fml implied?

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Shrike 23

I'd call you obtuse, but given your lack of language skills, I'll stick with: "lrn2englesh lul"

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graceinsheepwear 33

What's wrong with her language skills?

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tomhofer 14

I had to read this through a couple times because I thought it said he got fired from a restaurant he owned. I amaze myself with my stupidity sometimes

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