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OMG swine flu!!! Lets all wear surgical masks so we don't die!!!! seriously.. get OVER IT
1. to everyone saying masks can't stop a virus: airborne viruses usually spread through saliva coughed up or sneezed by an infected person...so the mask stops the saliva (and other crap that can come up from a cough/sneeze) from making contact with your mouth...so stop pretending you know so much about viruses just because you've already taken biology in high school and do some ******* research before you feel so high and mighty for knowing one little fact about microbiology 2. this was a bit of an overreaction OP, but hey...if you're a germaphobic i can completely understand why you were wearing one...besides, you have the right to wear the mask if it makes you feel safer (i think?i'm not exactly "law-savvy") 3. to everyone saying a cop would never do this sort of thing: i have nothing against cops...in fact, i've met a very nice one who should've given my mom a ticket, but didn't...but, just like with everything, there has to be someone who ruins the purpose of gaurding the people and turns it into an abuse of power. most cops do their jobs dilligently, but there is always that one person who ruins a reputation...so, overall i don't think cops are bad, but if this person has bad luck they could easily have gotten the "bad seed of the crop" 4. yeah, the media is over-exploiting this (as usual), but that doesn't stop it from being a threat in those areas...just because a disease might only kill 5 people of a population, those people had friends, family, and someone to love...so don't say it's no big deal, because it IS a ******* HUGE deal for the people who had to lose a loved one.so to those saying, "big deal...it's like the SARS scare...hardly anyone is gonna die" think of it this way...what if it was your brother/sister, friend, parent, or other relative who died?would statistics matter to you then?because if anyone i knew died from this, i wouldn't give a damn about statistics...all i would know is that someone close to me died and there was nothing i could do to make him/her better
Wait you can get a ticket for insulting cops!? That's gay
#38-If you were up to date you would know your stupid
Wow... there's WAY too many comments to read through. If he gave you the ticket because he thinks that you're insulting him by calling him a "pig", go to court with it. The cop is being a moron and mustn't read or watch the News. They'll throw that ticket out if you explain your situation... and wear the mask...
OH TEH NOES SWINE FLU WILL END THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111 give me a break. theres only been 20 deaths in the entire US. unless you live in that ****hole mexico, then ydi for being overly paranoid about a virus that isnt even airborne.
lol what a idiot cop, so unrespectful
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I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!