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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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plethora 3

Monday 27 April 2009 16:09

I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

dirtyhippie 0

Monday 27 April 2009 16:08

Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!

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buffalosaurus 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:45

Swine Flu has been found in our area too. There are signs all over my dorm hall. Crazy!

DankJemo 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:55

Well, I am not sure where you live, but you shouldn't be so paranoid about the swine flu. Sure it is going to suck of you end up catching it, but unless you are very old, very young, or have a severely compromised immune system you are going to be alright. You will just wish for death for a few days. I don't know about everyone else, but after hearing about west Nile, the bird flu, SARS and now the Swine Flu, this whole "pandemic" scare thing is getting kind of old... It's like the news groups can't exploit "terrorism" anymore so they are using "pandemics" or "epidemics" It's all wacko shit. How about this... I don't want to know about a virus that just makes you really sick. If it is a virus that has a 50% or higher probability of mortality THEN I want to know... Hell, from over the 1000 people in Mexico to get sick with it, very few have died, and almost all of them are recovering, or already have... We are much better off then Mexico as far as sanitation, and the nations health care system...

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:09

Well in all fairness you werre waering a surgical mask... Psycho-looking much? LMAO

NceGuysDntFinsh 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:59

That's pretty messed up. The cop's ignorance should not mean another ticket. Carry a newspaper bout it next time. Other than that, I advise you to get a written statement about the details of what happened and have that ticket repealed. It'll take time out of your life but at least you get to make the cop look bad :D

Karnezar 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:58

Hehe. . I get it. . .swine, pig, cop. . . Ehh, you never know, he might be some loner who sits at home playing games all day and doesn't know what's going on in the world.

pineapples_fml 5

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:31

wow. Where are you that you would need to be that cautious about swine flu?! Unless you just finished an expedition through Mexico I'm sure you'll be fine.

Wreakorofhavoc 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:37

first of all, thats hilarious. but cops can actually write tickets for insulting a police officer IF they are already writing up another ticket for something else. Otherwise they can't . and don't worry about it, you can fight it and SHOULD win, depends on how stupid the judge is