By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
I agree, your life sucks 242
You deserved it 618

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What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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It was going so well until you threw in the erectile pun! Granted it was metaphorical analogy via reflection on insecure young men, their views of females, and perhaps even a pun worthy of merit... but it's *still* in the same department as insecure males being intimidated by a confident, forceful women and then mouthing off about an infection or menstrual activity occurring. Different execution, same result: gender pun. Those go with any other generalization... into the what is essentially-name-calling bin. I should suspect education and/or influence of the human mind is seldom well-received from condescension or patronization. From atop my high-Pegasus(horses are ftl)- if we're both genders equal, we gotta lose the generalizations and accept people *only* at face value: as individual humans, and the stupid decisions they make in their specific circumstances. Or not. To each their own.

bACEball 0
Hoax_fml 0

Your casual mention of the Malleus Maleficarum leads me to believe that you have never actually studied the European witch craze in any depth. Shame that, but hardly unsurprising. Yes, male witches were interrogated and executed as well, in quite large numbers actually! Most incidents of 'witchcraft', in any case, were due to a combination of mental illness, drug use, or flat out grudges held by townspeople, not any 'omg kill the female' type motivation. And while there were many male witches, the Iron Jawed Angels reference you attempted to whitewash the entire womans' movement with is an anomaly. So I say again, there was no struggle. There was whining followed by acquiescence. But nice try sweetie.

KillaKingPerrie 4

YDI, who hits on cops anymore everyone is into school janitors.

Hoax_fml 0

lol. I'll admit that women have to struggle with being taken seriously; I find myself stuggling to take you seriously. In any case, I see no pointed refutation, only a "well, if you know history, you would see..." Please cite specifics. Anyone who has a basic understanding of history will know that women have always been coddled. Were they kept away from dangerous things? Yes. Was this for their own benefit? Actually, yes. So how goes your struggle to make sure that women are equal with men? Are you trying to allow female conscription? How about as far as health care and social costs? Women certainly seem to have the lions share of those. Oh wait, that's right, women are still coddled, and in general held to lower standards. So yes, I see why you get so upset, you have to deal with not being taken seriously every day.

This one is fake, I've seen it before. Many times. You're unoriginal.. foad plz

If u had ur **** out things mighta changed...unless ur flat

This is fake. I saw it two years ago in an email of funny cop encounters. YDI for being too stupid to make up an FML that didnt come from a very popular email