Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see"...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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You deserved it 4 558

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 596

By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By Baby driver - 19/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Fulton

Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:03

Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?

pinkdisco 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:02

...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?

Comments

wvcheesehead 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:13

Maybe he thought the car had been stolen by a midget.

EvilGenius913 2

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:13

What a ********! Sue his sorry ass to the next decade

agonydrum 7

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:17

Why would you sue him? He didn't pull the guy over out of racism for that some stereotype would have to be involved which was not the case, you are dumb, please do not reproduce, thank you

TomPusslicker 21

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:21

^ Is a full size vehicle being driven remotely a common occurrence in your area?

agonydrum 7

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:22

Or that some child had stolen his parents car and was moments away from causing a fatal accident, but your right just to be on the safe side he should have done nothing, good job

marramrammar 2

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:31

That is stupid as all get up! If no one is in the car what good would flagging it down to pull over do. That was just one ignorant arse!!

mergo44 1

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:32

You deserve it for being black.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:34

Mods! Assistance please!!!

Arachu 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:34

If he thought no one was in the car, why would he think it would stop for lights or a siren?

mintcar 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:34

It's not really racist, but I'm curious as to why people voted " you deserve it. " YDI for being black? What the hell?

ambowew 7

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:38

What a beautiful chocolate man! OP, please be a man so this is legit!

TungstenLildog 10

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:40

How is it an honest mistake that the cop thought no one was in the car - He turned his lights on and pulled someone over. What, did he think the CAR knows to pull over when there are lights & sirens??