By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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DocBastard 38

Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?

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IntoTheClouds 42

What does copping an ass have to do with a guy getting pulled over?

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andiewithlove 21

I've heard "cops a feel", but I guess "cops an ass" is much more direct. OOOOOHH! You meant the cop IS an ass! Apostrophes make all the difference my friend.

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OceanBlueSea 12

Yeah I meant that the cop IS an ass

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andiewithlove 21

That's hilarious! *the cop* "OMG! It looks like no one is in that car! Let me put on my lights and see if it moves...." If no one was in the car, how on earth does he expect to maintain a normal speed? Ridiculous!

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IntoTheClouds 42

A small child could be driving it. The driver could've been sleeping, bent over. Both have been known to happen, and in both instances, the drivers have maintained normal speed. And then you have to take into consideration that it was probably night, and thus dark and much harder to see, even with headlights on.

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andiewithlove 21

I doubt if someone was sleeping, they would be able to keep a normal speed let alone stay on the road. The child I could see, but then again if they are that short seeing over the steering wheel would be rather difficult. So, you wouldn't expect a child to be able to stay on the road very well either.

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IntoTheClouds 42

As I said, it's happened. People who are asleep while driving have remained at a constant speed, and stayed on the road; children as well.

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lovebeecharmer 6

Daaaaaaaang I hope you didn't take it too hard, that's not racism or profiling...just pure stupidity!!!

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ColdplaySucks 18

You pull someone over cause you think no one is driving? How is that an honest mistake?

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TheDrudgeChild 4

60 - So an un-manned, remote controlled car without a driver is safe? he probably suspected it was being driven remotely for illegal purposes.

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dryersheet 11

If he really thought no one was driving how did he expect the car to pull over?

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ObeyStudKing 4

Hope you didn't get a ticket. If you did, go off of that get his name, id number an car number. Call and report him

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4everGrateful 4

"Excuse me sir, do you know how black you were going back there".... Ha FYL

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nora2011 4

Im not convinced this is racism, but this is funny!!

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premiermois 5

After visiting FML regularly for nearly three years, this is by far the funniest thing I have read on here. Nearly literally spit my coffee all over my keyboard reading the last line. OP sorry you experienced some asshole being racist - that part sucks - but the situation itself is ******* hilarious. Made my day

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stormstarcj 12

All I could do when I read this is laugh... Literally!

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