Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see"...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By Baby driver - 19/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Fulton

Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:03

Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?

pinkdisco 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:02

...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?

Comments

AriSwagg 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:00

I'm also black, and that would've pissed me the **** off.

eilef 2

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:00

Shit eh XD

goodgood_fml 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:11

Darkness!! I feel your pain. I have 3 DWB'S myself. I just keep 3 forms of id, my work badge, insurance, blood type card, and 5 years tax returns in my Vette at all times.

robert76 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:18

This post brought to you by the I Want People To Know I Have A Vette Foundation.

goodgood_fml 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 6:53

What are you talking about? I carry the same thing when I'm on foot too.

MagicStallion 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:13

Maybe the cop couldn't see you and got scared, so he thought there was an invisible ninja in the car and tried to save some lives. STOP BEING AN INVISIBLE NINJA.

thereseg69 7

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:13

That's just funny!!

elizabeth713 8

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:50

Lol he thought the car was driving itself? Is your car bumblebee?

joncole 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:03

DWB

missalkali 8

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:06

maybe the lights and sirens were to warn off other drivers and/or give him the space to maneuver around the vehicle to bring it to a safe stop. once the car pulled over, obviously indicating the presence of a driver, he had to go over and explain, no matter how awkward and embarrassing.