By samantha246 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML
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Some_guy 6

Today, I was well-rooted in the soil. I was soaking up some rays and generally enjoying being a flower, when some jackass backed over me with their car. FML.

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WhyMe1_2_3 0

on the bright side, if your windows were/are clean enough to be mistaken for being down, your doing a kickass job at cleaning :D

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AngelRaven89 0

Do you normally run over your garden when you back out of your driveway? Why would you think you would run over the flowers.. You must be a bad driver, or i just read this wrong. I mean come on, couldnt you just look through your mirror? Thats what it's there for.

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dino_witha_cape 0

wow, how could you break your nose? did you like fling your face out the window at full speed?

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unibrowicorn 0

Besides the forced needed to break your nose, if you're trying to look DOWN at your flowers, wouldn't your forehead hit the window first?or do you have a really big nose?=/

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ButterFly_16 0

You were that anxious to look at some flowere?

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WhyMe1_2_3 0

on the bright side, if your windows were/are clean enough to be mistaken for being down, your doing a kickass job at cleaning :D

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TheatreJunky 0

I call shenanagins. You would really have hit your face hard on the window to break your nose.

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