By samantha246 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML
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Some_guy 6

Today, I was well-rooted in the soil. I was soaking up some rays and generally enjoying being a flower, when some jackass backed over me with their car. FML.

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WhyMe1_2_3 0

on the bright side, if your windows were/are clean enough to be mistaken for being down, your doing a kickass job at cleaning :D

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mayday51 0

I doubt you could've broken your nose trying to look out of your window unless you flung your head at it. You must care very much about your flowers. :P

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dang_fml 0

you must have been trying to thrust your head out of the window pretty hard if you ended up breaking your nose...

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26242 0

If you had gotten any farther on the road I imagine you would've done more damage. I thank the higher power that sacrificed your face and flowers.

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peace_steph 0

wow. #2's a bitch.

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bipolarchipmunk 0

sea cucumbers have the ability to liquefy their entire body mass, so they don't run into problems like this.

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I2OI3 0

I'm sorry that happened to you. That's no fun. I probably wouldn't have posted that on my site though. My site is similar to FML but it's like only funny FML's..

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Casualt1234 0

#7 and #2 read my mind. Using proceeded out of context = automatic YDI. I'm sick of that word. It's poor grammar. Also, who cares? Terrible FML. There are people with real problems out there.

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ItsJustMe1616 26

The word proceeded isn't even in this FML. I don't understand lol

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ShadowMystika 0

Wow, you turn your head pretty rapidly if you can force it against the window hard enough to break your nose.... must have been some precious flowers.

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