Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out...

By samantha246 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By Sean - 10/06/2013 02:27 - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Ouchhh - 25/05/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

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Some_guy 6

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:48

Today, I was well-rooted in the soil. I was soaking up some rays and generally enjoying being a flower, when some jackass backed over me with their car. FML.

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:21

on the bright side, if your windows were/are clean enough to be mistaken for being down, your doing a kickass job at cleaning :D

Comments

Embarassment 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:52

You must have rushed your head at the window in order to break your nose. Way to go.

maddiepaddy1 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:20

ROFLROFLROFL #2

_20jre 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 5:59

lmao lma lmao epic fail

Dylan94_fml 8

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:41

people seriously have to stop using the phrase 'proceeded to' on this.

What_Willis_is_t 1

Wednesday 23 March 2011 13:16

OMG A FLOWER!! *Rushes to look out window* BAM

kev08326 1

Friday 20 May 2011 23:44

*I then hit my head, BROKE my nose, and DROVE over the flowers* your grammar equals that of a first grader.

princesskatiemae 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:52

Marry me.

natty6 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:01

love the hate comments guys !

princesskatiemae 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:50

Today, I learned how to be consistent when using tenses.

hopehatchet 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:31

Break and drive should've been used in past tence. Sorry it was buggin me so I had to say something.

SiriusOrionBlack 20

Sunday 8 April 2012 17:17

wow, great grammar, dumbass. when I first read this I thought maybe you were foreign, but the fact that you're American makes me lose any hope I had left for the future of this country.