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Did you do this FML as you were sailing through the air? If so, that's hardcore dedication to the site!
The stupidity of some people...it hurts. I'm sorry, OP. I hope you weren't hurt too badly.
It angers me that they couldn't even fit in a bistro
wait wouldn't you be dead already ??
What kind of glacier doesn't have a cafe?
Nothing at all to warm up with? Better take pride in the mittens/gloves hats and scarfs.... Hope you are okay...that might have been a missive fall...
Did you not teach them how to drink glacier water? Moreover defend self with a pick? Give them a swift kick with your crampons next time!
I'd also say there is a cafe at El Calafate (not ON the glacier but from the viewing platforms) but ludicrous if it's Iceland as there's surprisingly nothing touristy around the natural beauty spots which I love. (Waterfall? We don't charge. Safety barrier? If you're stupid enough, go right ahead.)
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No cafe?! Next you're gonna say that polar bears don't actually hand out Cokes. LIES!
I guess he really wanted an iced coffee.