Work: Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist....

By Quasimodo - 18/10/2013 12:40 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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I hate this job

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

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By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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gc327072 30

Friday 18 October 2013 18:44

No cafe?! Next you're gonna say that polar bears don't actually hand out Cokes. LIES!

nela25 23

Friday 18 October 2013 18:43

I guess he really wanted an iced coffee.

Comments

MasqueradePrince 25

Friday 18 October 2013 18:52

I hope your not injured very badly, and if you are I hope someone makes you a Pokemon "get well soon" card!

Catkam623 27

Friday 18 October 2013 18:53

That's one way to go cliff diving...

gracehi 31

Friday 18 October 2013 19:03

No café on the glacier? Please tell me there's at least a McDonalds there...

trolled11 8

Friday 18 October 2013 19:06

he needs to chill

perdix 29

Friday 18 October 2013 19:07

Caffeine addiction is not a joke!!! The beast must be fed! You should have a St. Bernard with a little barrel of coffee around it's neck.

rockne93 17

Friday 18 October 2013 19:09

Find them and kick their ass

skyeyez9 24

Friday 18 October 2013 19:11

...you could have joked with her and said sorry, no cafe, but we have a Walmart on the glacier.

w_introuble 25

Friday 18 October 2013 21:51

Why her? It doesn't say the tourist was a female, so how can you tell? Op, sorry to hear that, people are just retarded and selfish, they just want what they want and they care about no one. Hope you're ok!

CommanderZooJob 8

Friday 18 October 2013 19:13

Now what exactly do glacier guides do? "Here we have some ice, I believe that there is a crack, oh look, more ice!"

skyeyez9 24

Friday 18 October 2013 19:17

And "Watch where you step."

Silvinomiae 20

Friday 18 October 2013 19:21

Silly question: they obviously point out the absence of cafés, #25

coried91 28

Saturday 19 October 2013 0:17

I was watching some show once and they showed a Glacier that had these really cool tunnel/pathways. I'm not sure what they're actually called but it was really interesting looking. Glaciers aren't just big flat chunks of ice. You should look pictures up on Google.

Omniprism 14

Friday 18 October 2013 19:17

Let's hope those people don't procreate. And maybe sarcastically before you take them on the glacier tell them that there are no cafés, spas or shopping centers on it.