Miscellaneous: Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when...

By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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You deserved it 6 135

Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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You deserved it 193

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 305

By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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You deserved it 4 717

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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You deserved it 6 269

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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You deserved it 7 765

By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 4 374

By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

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You deserved it 3 605

By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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beehardxcore 26

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Your grandpa is a badass. Hats off to him!

Snowkeys 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:27

I hope my grandson will do it without being asked.

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cricket55 14

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:40

Take notes, and listen to your elders. Do you know how many asses he's seen? Be a good judge.

akiahara 14

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:40

Ha! There's life in the old chap yet!

TeenieRee_2032 27

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:46

I think that's awesome! Hahaha

Da_burn 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:51

Was she wearing yogas? ;)

noelasis94 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 7:02

I can only push myself to be that man in old age I bet his privates ache to stand at times or maybe not

emilybye 5

Saturday 23 February 2013 7:03

You can't blame him for being badass.

nikhilambhorkar 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 7:09

He must searching the perfect ass for you.

HeartOfLead 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 7:26

Better get used to the way he rolls, OP. Apparently, grandpa has more drive than the person steering.

jellyghost 12

Saturday 23 February 2013 7:45

Hes older not dead. I can only aspire to his skills.

toaster012 17

Saturday 23 February 2013 8:11

He still gots it!

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