Miscellaneous: Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when...

By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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You deserved it 6 134

Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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You deserved it 193

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 304

By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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You deserved it 4 717

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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You deserved it 6 269

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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You deserved it 7 765

By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 4 374

By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 372

You deserved it 3 605

By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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You deserved it 3 257

beehardxcore 26

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Your grandpa is a badass. Hats off to him!

Snowkeys 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:27

I hope my grandson will do it without being asked.

Comments

Mech1989 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:32

I don't see the problem...

THExistentialist 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:32

she had to have been close enough to hear him if she was close enough for him to see her ass! You could have said, "Sorry, my grandfather doesn't get out much. I'd like to make it up to you, what's your number?"

littlemsweirdo 12

Saturday 23 February 2013 7:29

That sounds even more creepy.

BrianneAlex 10

Saturday 23 February 2013 9:54

Yeah that would totally solve the situation.

THExistentialist 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 10:51

does NOBODY on this site age over 13, or does nobody have a sense of "oh, sarcasm. it must be a joke."?

daminantion 14

Saturday 23 February 2013 15:09

Existentialist.. Even 13 year olds are brave enough to list their age whereas you do not. Perhaps unlisted age should be cut off as well?

hannaaaahr 33

Saturday 23 February 2013 15:09

Nobody on FML having a sense of sarcasm? I think you should look around more if you honestly think that. Also, that 'joke' wasn't funny, sarcasm or not.

BjgUsername 12

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:42

I love how when the joke gets buried you say it was sarcasm

SamCat 21

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:34

I feel so dirty and uncomfortable when an older person looks at me like that. I feel for you Op, my granpa is a perverted old man too with other girls. I hate it.