By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

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Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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themachinist 0

I think Sam Kinison had it right. "If I'm so small, then you're not gonna mind when I...." Well you know the rest.

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irishdubr 0

How ******* skinny are u that u wear XS clothes? Unless ur one of those guys that wear girls pants, in which case I would call bullshit cuz that would make u a fag, therefore the girlfriend would be a myth

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Tempsey 0

Lol, ignorant people are funny. "Fag" is a funny word. If he wore women's jeans, that would make him a very skinny crossdresser, get it right.

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adrenochrome_fml 0

be GLAD you have a girlfiend who jokes about these things. Means she likes you for who you are. I've seen tons of girls dumping their boyfriends because they're "small". So yes, be a man and don't whine :)

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lmmmr 0

You're a complete moron.

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roflbubbles 0

You are a DUMBASS! lmfao. my stepbro wears girl pants and he has a gf.

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HellBorn 0

BULLSHIT. Men's jeans are not sold in sizes like "XS." In fact, boys' jeans aren't even sold that way unless you're a toddler.

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Lonely4 0

Men's jeans don't come in "XS" or any other lettered size. This is such crap. It wouldn've been more beleivable if you'd said the sticker came off your shirt. That wasn't even a good try.

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dyld921 2

You're way too sensitive. It's not the size that matters, it's how you do it. You don't have to be big in order to pleasure her (although that would help a lot).

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JanisEvans 10

What sane and healthy bloke wears XS jeans? I guess you starved your junk away, dumbass...

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LadyAlathia 0

Uh, you're a size XS? Are you ten? No one that's hit puberty should be in Extra Small.

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