Miscellaneous: Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order...

By Friendly - 01/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML

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By stalker - 27/09/2009 17:24 - United States

Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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The neighbor from Hell

By Creeped - 27/09/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2018 05:00

Today, my ex-wife, who I have a 1000-yard restraining order against since she threatened my new wife and our kids, moved into a house down the street. The police say they can't do anything because her house is more than 1000 yards from mine. It's 1012 yards away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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StayClassy 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:51

Haha, start throwing in a slow, creepy smile when you wave.

djspazy 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:44

that's terrible. i hope the police or whoever drop the order.

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musicalmandi16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:18

aww that sucks! Why won't karma treat people like you better?

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 2:48

What the hell? And I'm with #11. But some of the most unfortunate FMLs have a fair number of people saying the OP deserved it. Some people are douchebags. =

lalap_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:38

Hahahahahaha!

wolfy_fml 5

Monday 2 March 2009 4:55

lmao That is awesome. I hope that the order doesn't get approved or gets overturned or whatever. I am not familiar with restraining orders. (I don't wave at my neighbours, lol.)

muse88 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:10

that is ridiculously hilarious!!! it made me actually laugh out loud..crazy old woman...u should get an order against her!!!

last_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:01

Hahahaha at #5 and i agree with #8

Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:08

Hahahah I hope I'm that crazy when get old, just not "restraining order" kind of crazy. More like "I used to go to Studio 54 with Frank Sinatra and Abe Lincoln stories" kind of crazy.