Transportation: Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the...

By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By sucks4me - 18/06/2011 04:45 - United States

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I walked out of the grocery store, loaded my bags into my car, then sat in the driver’s seat. I tried to start the engine, but the key wouldn’t turn. That’s when I noticed the child’s seat in the back, which I don’t have. I was in the wrong car, and the owner was standing outside, laughing at me. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 28 December 2012 16:35

Good thing the only shotgun she had was the seat. Otherwise, you might be picking birdshot out of your ass for weeks, if not pushing up daisies.

cyanidesandwich 21

Friday 28 December 2012 16:33

Well, did you have a staring contest?

Comments

Shrouds 14

Friday 28 December 2012 17:02

Should have saved yourself the embarrassment and carjacked her instead.

viagradoesntwork 7

Friday 28 December 2012 17:11

At least it wasn't the right car

PipingMouse 14

Friday 28 December 2012 17:14

Must've been a VERY awkward conversation...

lambda_fml 40

Friday 28 December 2012 18:14

OP: "Hi, mind if I slytherin?"

PipingMouse 14

Friday 28 December 2012 18:22

OP: Hi there, I'm here to take your seat....cause you know.. I did call shot-gun...

florido_fml 10

Friday 28 December 2012 17:29

Your lucky it was a old lady rather then some 7 2" all muscle ill rip your guts out guy.

TheDeafWalrus 8

Friday 28 December 2012 17:37

That's when you look her in the eye and say "How you doin?"in Joey Tribbiani's voice.

GamerGirl93 6

Friday 28 December 2012 17:44

Hahaha. Wow awkward.

lambda_fml 40

Friday 28 December 2012 18:11

ORR she could have been a theif trying to nick your car!

zombieslayer83 19

Friday 28 December 2012 18:28

I take it you didn't get shotgun? Sitting bitch tonight!

honeytea 2

Friday 28 December 2012 18:57

If i was that old lady i'd slap the shit out of you .

poccocurantes 7

Friday 28 December 2012 18:58

Maced much?

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