By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
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stormin972 0

Always put the hot sauce on the door. Lesson learned.

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lovestrong 0

HAHAHAHA; Fuccck your life clumsy :)

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torrlynn37 0

#4 only squares don't like hot sauce.

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krissytina 6

does anyone even use the term squares anymore?

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LeighMoreno 0

Yep, pretty sure some do.

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Chrisskiies 0

I know I do 8) lol

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krissytina 6

That's kinda sad I've never heard anyone younger then 50 use that term, but I guess whatever floats your boat

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Chrisskiies 0

How's it sad? Just becuase I don't restrict my vocabulary to common phrases that are over used, and sometimes annoying? Hmm I guess so. Lol

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krissytina 6

Haha why? that term is so old.....makes me think of Grease

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LeighMoreno 0

^ Agree with Chris.

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Chrisskiies 0

Idk, I just do lol. If I could grow my hair to slick it back I would, but a las I cannot. :(

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krissytina 6

Lol say what you want, I'm not your mother

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krissytina 6

Haha unless I have a son I don't know about then.....no. Would you like me to be?

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Chrisskiies 0

I say what's on my mind at the time. Lol

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krissytina 6

Lol correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to be 22 and have a 21 year old son but hey if you want me to be your mom then by all means I'll be your mother haha

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LeighMoreno 0

:o Wow, what has this conversation just turned into lol..

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krissytina 6

Haha uhhhh good question.....I guess I'm kinda twisted that way?? sure.....we'll go with that for now :D

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LeighMoreno 0

Aha, no way. Online adoption is the in thing now. You're perfectly normal. :P

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krissytina 6

Lol he'd be dead in like a day if I adopted him. he would probably say something to piss me off then I'd tell him to go play in traffic or something or kill him.....whichever opportunity comes up first :P

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Chrisskiies 0

I'd go and get drunk if you told me that. Lol

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krissytina 6

Lol yeah I would probably do the same I'm not very good at listening to people....well actually it's more like selective hearing

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Chrisskiies 0

The more the merrier I always say. :)

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

108: Is that your response to everything? O.o

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Chrisskiies 0

Lol no it is not Jane, but being drunk makes things more pleasant, an a hell of a lot funnier.

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cstrat 0

At least it wasn't your eye... that's worse.

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acruzmn 0

a hotter one got in my eye.. hurts like hell

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Son_of_Helghan 0

jeezus! how ****** clumsy can you get?

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acruzmn 0

dude.. an insanely hot sauce called insanity hit sauce got in my frekin eye!! hurt for 6 hours so... suck it up

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piggy94 0

how could you possibly step on the glass? I mean when it broke why would anybody step on it why wouldn't you at least sweep or mop it up and put some shoes on it's only common sense. YDI for being semi retarded

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waterynuggets 0

They could have jumped back and accidentally ended up on scattered glass pieces, it's called a -GASP- natural reaction.

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torrlynn37 0

apparently sooo. haha

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torrlynn37 0

Chris, you and I will use the word square, and you can slick your hair back if you want. greaseeee is an amazing movie.

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xo_summer_xo 0

I just cringed a little reading this... :P

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