By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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SmallBean 12

well at least he had the courtesy to check if you were up or not. Next time just have that 30 second conversation with your father and you can avoid this again.

Why didn't I think of that? I'll just completely change the thickness of my walls with that easy do-it-yourself kit they sell online...

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You couldn't plug your ears in time? Did they have sex in your room?

That happened to me when I was in high school. Now I'm 53, and still can remember it, like it was yesterday. Sorry, op, but you can't un-hear that.

I over heard my parents too when I was younger. I asked my mom at the breakfast table the next morning, if she was okay and why she was "crying" last night? I can still remember my dad's ear to ear smirk like it happened yesterday. :P

I'm sorry you had to hear that, but imagining that in my head had me laughing so hard.

Ultimawolf25 19

I don't understand why you couldn't just have a short conversation with your dad, is he really that bad of a guy?

jem970 19

Do you ALWAYS want to talk to your parents? I do what the OP does all the time. Sometimes you just dont want to talk to people.

Ultimawolf25 19

I lost my parents at a pretty young age, so I guess I just envy the fact that people can still talk to theirs and they 'pretend to be asleep'

Conversation is actually over-rated by a factor of 20 million.

At least he didn't try and make it a threesome. Lol

Misaki18 17

The exact same thing happened to me like 2 weeks ago except I was watching anime... Some things cannot be unheard D:

be happy that they still have epic sex instead of bashing each other's head in thumps up for your old man. he rocks!

You couldn't plug your ears in time? Did he run back to his room already naked and erect and just dive straight into your mum?

Epikouros 31

Maybe he checked on OP in order to get an erection...

45, people make sex noises/moans during foreplay too. :P

I'm with 44 be thankful that you have parents who still 'enjoy each others company' rather than the many very unhappily married couples out there! It's not like it's a foreign concept that parents have sex... You did come from the very same act!

Ouch try not to remember your parents have sex is going to be a hard time, good luck to you.

You could try kicking the wall and yelling "I'm trying to sleep here!".