Love: Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers...

By AgentRarity - 18/06/2014 16:48

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

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You deserved it 7 862

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By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

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By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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You deserved it 101 178

No thanks

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 14:01

Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML

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You deserved it 180

The struggle is real

By Any mouse - 05/03/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML

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You deserved it 191

Gamer girl woes

By justanothergamergirl - 17/04/2019 20:00

Today, and for the past two weeks, I decided to try online gaming, as it's something I've never done before. I already have a creep stalking me because I mentioned I was single and he's a horny virgin. Remind me never to talk about my lack of love life online again. FML

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You deserved it 1 184

To the point

By forever alone - 14/05/2022 04:00

Today, after years struggling with obesity, alcoholism, and mental illness, I finally decided I'd fixed myself up enough to try dating. The first girl I went out with said, "You're 31 and you've never dated? Sorry to break it to you, but nobody's going to want to walk a 31-year-old through Dating 101." FML

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You deserved it 208

Fantasy

By Just Monika - 24/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got so tired of my friends constantly pestering me about having a girlfriend that I downloaded Monika After Story. Now when they ask, I just say she's long-distance and values her privacy, so I can't show her to them. This is what my life has come to. Forever alone. FML

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You deserved it 482

Projection

By killmenow - 14/06/2022 06:00

Today, after crying after remembering how horribly wrong it went, 10 years ago, with the only person I was ever able to trust enough to let them get close to me, and how no amount of therapy seems to help me, I read an FML about how nobody wants to date a 30 year-old who has never dated. I'm 29 and might as well give up. FML

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You deserved it 250

By Danno - 01/01/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

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You deserved it 7 421

Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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You deserved it 230

luk2 10

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:24

You can do it!! Don't give up! You are the bomb!!!

Adm_Twigs 19

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:25

at least you know getting married on skyrim doesn't count

Comments

Welshite 39

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:26

Just make an account here, and I guarantee you'll get plenty of offers. Creeps.

amp60 9

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:27

You need to get a life.

qwertsarecool122 23

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:33

I'm sure she has plenty of lives.

CharismaGeek 19

Thursday 19 June 2014 0:48

You took the opportunity, and you ******* SEIZED IT.

Rainhawk94 27

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:28

Keep trying I'm sure you can find your player 2 soon

ginger196 14

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:29

Every girl is a girl gamer at some point

Metcape 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 23:02

Got a point

6demon6spawn6 12

Wednesday 18 June 2014 23:43

not true, ive made friends with some girls that couldnt stand any sort of video game. needless to say we didnt have much in common, and thus were not friends long.